"UGH! its a fat guy in a y-suit!"

Actually, its a fat guy in spandex suit meant to LOOK like a y-suit.

"UGH! Its a fat guy in a spandex suit!"

Our subject, currently only titled "Fat Man" is one of a number of people who think they are in some way related to aliens. Fat Man, or Big Guy (as I like to affectionately refer to him) has gone slightly insane, and runs around in his "grey" suit looking for Aliens.

He would wear an alien mask, but his beard itches too much under the latex, and his head IS a little to large for the mask anyway.

HMM, short, big head, maybe he IS related to the aliens... except (of course) for the fact that they look anorexic, and he looks like he's eating to make up for them.